Talk to Me Goose Tee

Ever wish you could skip the chit-chat, but your face has already said too much? Ugh, yes! Now you can let your wardrobe handle the heavy lifting with some good old-fashioned sass—minus the eye roll.

Meet your new go-to: the Talk to Me Goose Tee. More than just a funny shirt, it’s your everyday mood in soft, wearable form. Whether you’re running errands or keeping your cool at Sunday brunch, this tee channels your vibe so you don’t have to. You’ll feel comfy, confident, and just the right amount of snarky—all day, every day.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Imagine this: you’re breezing through coffee runs, rocking school pickup, or making that grocery store getaway—with effortlessly cool energy. Headed to girls’ night? Jumping on a wine-and-whine Zoom? Or maybe you’re surprising your “wingwoman” sister with a little humor—this funny shirt is her new favorite, too. However you style it, the Talk to Me Goose Tee brings the laughs and the looks.

Loved by women everywhere who agree: funny never goes out of style.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!

Orders ship within 2–4 business days Fast, insured delivery to your doorstep Tracking details shared once dispatched Easy 7-day return window Item must be unused + in original packaging Refund processed within 3–5 days after approval

Clean gently with a dry or soft damp cloth Avoid direct sunlight + moisture exposure Do not use harsh chemicals or abrasive cleaners Store in a cool, shaded area when not in use